Good one. Come up with it on your own?

Can’t go wrong with cobra puns, man.

I can’t handle it.

I can’t handle it, damn this face is scandalous

Damn son.

Yeah, I know. I’m drop dead sexy.

Hey bitches. How’s it hangin’?

suareasy:

But no really.

We all know that none of you are funny nor insightful (except Nate) but you should try to use something you learned in school before you all dropped out and started using crystal meth. I know it must be hard to hit letters on that keyboard in front of you, try to form words, and even ambitiously take on attempting to make fill sentences after snorting a few lines of cocaine, but I’m sure you can manage. It’s not like you’re getting laid tonight (or anytime soon) and you should use that hand for something else besides jacking off to the same tranny porn videos all night. Thanks, bros.

Why do people keep asking me if I belong to the NBA?

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Rye Breadinton.

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